This been busy week for thoorin
thoorin wake up in …what dey call it …lower buroh? eh close enuf. But first thing thoorin hear is dat while thoorin sleep, lazarus get green guy arrested! He get rasani arrested cause of dat book he show thoorin! Thoorin not know why he so scared of book, smell really bad…but dat not scary…not like dat shit dey made thoorin climb out of in other city.
Thoorin wanna hit lazarus over head with shovel for being stoopid. bet den thoorin smell good smells…charlie have good smelling stuff in cup…said to go ask skittlz. Thoorin think that funny name…sound like candy! but not candy…it was very small girl. she give thoorin bag of yummy beans to eat, and sweet things! but she not let thoorin hit lazarus…say she not give thoorin more sweet things if he do. she gave thoorin wierd drink, and told thoorin to ask lazarus how he like tea…yeah dats it! told thoorin to do what lazarus tell him with tea…den when lazarus say to give it, thoorin drink it.
hurr hurr, lazarus face look funny when thoorin do dat! almost as funny as if thoorin hit it! thoorin guess he not hit lazarus yet, lazarus face too funny already.
Thoorin go se big guard guy, thoorin not remember name…it keep making thoorin want cracker. He say rasani need pay lotta gold for not giving him book…we not have that much. but den dere was big sound in sky! birds fall and die, and everybody go cooko! dey say it called skyquake. Mr guard guy say that it make animals go cookoo too…say he let rasani go if rasani catch big ones. thoorin help rasani catch bad animals…even tho he look like mummy.
BUT DEN THOORIN GO TO WEAPONS STORE AN DEY HAS MOST AWSOMEST THING! DEY HAZ THE MOST REVILED!!!! IT THE MOST AWESOME WEAPON THOORIN SEE! …but guy say it way too much for thoorin…he say dat thoorin bring him ded boar, he give thoorin gun…but thoorin promise rasani he not kill boar, mr cracker say he want it still alive…he not let rasani go if thoorin kill it.
it make thoorin sad…and dat thing that happen in thoorin pants when he see the most reviled make it hard to walk back.
but den big vulture show up on way back…so thoorin kill it, he kill it good! make thoorin feel better, he not like those birds…dey not very nice. smaller birds nicer to thoorin. den rasani say dat one of the animals dey want him to get…and lazarus pull out it belly. den thoorin remember dat guy want boar…thoorin have rasani make trophie out of it, and he take it to guy…guy say he give thoorin monies towards the most reviled, but not enoughs to buy it yet.
math guy say dat dere gonna be another blizzard at end of week…they annoying…the white hurt thoorin eyes
den thoorin go after pig! but pig people hit it on head and make it run away before thoorin get to do anything…so he just help bloody ones not be ded and tell dem to see lazarus so he make sure dey stay not ded.
we not find pig, but we get attacked by bats…thoorin not like bats, can’t hit dem with hammer, too small and lots…giles get bit lots …we make bats run away but we have to g back. Den we go hunt water dragon! thoorin not like being in water, but thoorin still go and keep gator man from dying again…glad we not bring giles again.
we take dragon body back and guy give thoorin more money for the most reviled!!!
den summation come back and tell us he wrong….he say it gonna be hoarfrost, not a blizzard. much more fun cause thoorin get to smash heads of wights, and has az purify dem! still make thoorin eyes hurt tho.
we try to go find boar again…but instead find wierd lizard…t try to bite thoorin, thoorin hit in mouth with his hammer…heh heh think thoorin break it face thoorin got it good! it den run away from thoorin, and it keep making thoorin feel funny with it eyes. but thoorin fing it hole and put water in it! it scared and go try to bite rasani, thoorin break it back dis time! it not do funny eye thing now! find some stuff in it hole too!
Den we finally find boar, and it run into gator man, den gator man stab it and make it do to sleep, cuz special stuff on our pointy tings! we ties it up, and makes sure it stay sleeping…den it wake up before we get it in cage…hurr hurr it try to choke gator man…but we hit it til it goes sleepies again. cracker say rasani not in jail when we bring it to him.
den sick guy comes on horse, really bad sicks…like make you zombie sick, den thoorin hit you with hammer and make you go splat. fun for thoorin…but guy not like. dey say it cause dere a rot dragon where he from. cracker say he pay us to make it go away…make sure zombie ded, and make peoples dat not ded stay not ded…and do it before hoarfrost kill people.
thoorin go to place to get things for dragon fight with gator man, he say that guy has monies he can use, like how thoorin has monies, but not actually has monies. thoorin wonder how he has monies, but den it not really matter cuz he help thoorin get THE MOST REVILED!!!! IT IS SO AWESOME! THOORIN HAVE BIG THING IN PANTS, IT MAKE THOORIN HURT! IT SO COOL! THOORIN SURE TO MAKE DRAGON DED WITH AZ GUN IN THOORIN HANDS! THOORIN WANNA GO GET DRAGON NOW! but thoorin haz to wait for dem to finish shoping.
When thoorin gets to farm, he finds lotta zombies, and squishes dere heads with THE MOST REVILED! den he give pumpkin grenade to lazarus to throw at dragon…which keep biting rasani…thoorin wonder why everything want bite him. thootin not care he and THE MOST REVILED get angry as we goes through fires to make dragon hurt. but it run away before thoorin make it ded! thoorin not able to see it and have to let it go…he get it next time.